critisize me!

I wonder sometimes what goes on in the brains of the less intelligent
kind… men…
I think men or should i say boys should think before actually trying to
pick up a girl. This aint about dissing the men kind. Don’t get me wrong…
I love men!! I just want them to learn something from my blog and maybe then men-kind can be saved.

First things first… when hitting on a girl… be smooth. NOT corny… smoooooth… yes, there is a difference! any independent, intelligent, beautiful, gorgeous, woman wouldn’t fall for those corny pick up lines unless of course she has different intentions or you’re hella’ good lookin! Be funny… making her laugh (pity-laugh
does not count!) is very important. But most importantly, be casual! Thats what
makes you smooooth…

NEVER EVER talk bout yourself the whole time you’re on a date…
*yawnz… no one cares about you reaching the top of mount everest, how many celebrities you’ve dated, who’s your uncle/aunty… she wants to know if you actually are into her so ask her questions about her then you can slit in a thing or two about yourself… but remember never steal her limelight… make sure the focus is kept on her. Listen to her carefully and when she asks you about yourself… don’t say, “there’s nothing to tell”. You make youself sound like a loser! Don’t start getting excited and exaggerating your life stories either… remember, focus is kept on her!
And please… maintain eye contact but don’t stare!

Don’t come on to her too strong… You will only push her away. Just
because you’ve known her for two weeks… doesn’t mean you have to propose to
her. It might just scare her away. Take it slow… When you guys are
actually together then it’s a totally different thing. But we are talking about
the early stages here… Don’t propose to her, say you want to have
babies/a family together, all those kind of stuff… Scary!!

Be a GENTLEMAN… (I wonder if this species still exist… *sigh) honestly!! Get the door for her… pull out her seat… getting the bill is not the only thing that will say you’re a gentleman. All the little gestures say much more!

Be sweet and compliment her… don’t go overboard! “That dress looks great on you”, is good enough. And yes… there is a difference between “that dress looks great on you” and “you look great in that dress”. Be tasteful… Don’t compliment her on her boobs or butt… none of that sort! We know we’re hot… you can tell us more about that when we’re officially together…
No dirty talk… Not unless you guys are together!! Don’t freak her out by making her think you’re a pervert.

And lastly, DO NOT check other girls out while you’re out on a date with her!!! You think she doesn’t notice your head turning or even your eyes drifting?? Puh leeease…

Don’t think we’re naïve and that we actually believe all your sweet talk. We women are smarter than you think and we deserve more respect than we get.
Im not saying all guys are like this. Im just speaking from my experience.
And guys, don’t get offended. Take it as a little tip from a girl.

If i did offend anyone in the process, im real sorry… But hey, Im just bloggin’!