My Footie Hotties!!

ok… in line with the recent WC that has just ended, this is a tribute to all the football hotties! now… don’t get too excited girls! *wink* (and yes jojo you gave me the idea... but these are real men! not like prince william and what not! these men are the real hotties! hahaha… with love babes… with love… :p )

Number 10: Fernando TorresTorrez(please don’t tell me you don’t know who he is!!) he’s a pretty boy… he might be a bit too pretty to be HAWT! with his rosy cheeks and all… this picture doesn’t really do him justice btw… but he still deserves to be on the list though… hence the reason he’s at MY number 10.

Number 9: KakaKaKa who?? from Brazilduh!! yesh… he is such a cutey Kaka isn’t he? the reason he’s number 9?? because he’s a boy… (yes he is still only a boy… just like Torres) but he has a certain intensity in those eyes of his… *swoon* killer-sexay eyes!! all Kaka and Torres needs to do is to just grow up a little more.. *wink*

Number 8: David Beckham. he isn’t my favourite… but he deserves to be on BeckhamMY list cause he seems to be getting hotter now that he has grown older… he just needs to keep his mouth shut… and all our fantasies will stay perfect. :p

Number 7: Hidetoshi Nakata. Asian boy representin’!! c’mon… who doesn’t Nakatathink Nakata is HAWT! with his chiselled features… me loike! if only our malaysian chinese boys could look anything remotely close to him… sigh…

Number 6: Stevie G. because he’s my BABY… my darlin’… he has a special Gerrard place in my heart :) (yes i am bias… if you don’t like it… go make your own list!)

Number 5: Gonzalez Raul. he’s FINE!! that unshaven-rugged look totally suits Raul_1him… SEXAY!! *sings… i’m tellin’ ya to loosen up my buttons babeh!* hahahaha…

Number 4: argentinian-born Mauro Cameronesi. there’s just something about Camaronesi him that makes him sexy! thank God he chopped off his ‘rebonded’-looking hairstyle of his…

Number 3: Pavel Nevded. if you do not know who he is then you are not… a Nevdadfootball fan… an actual World Cup follower… a true HOTTIE expert! he’s like an ancient God of the sun… with piercing blue eyes and gorgeously thick blonde hair… this picture sooooo doesn’t do him justice… but trust me… you should have seen him running… with the sun and the wind in his hair… *swoon* (yes i woke up at 3 in the morning just to watch him do that.)

Number 2: Andrea Pirlo. do i need to give you my reasons? just look at the fire Pirloin his eyes!! HAWT!!!! i’d kill to just stare into his eyes… his silent mysterious-ness… (speak to me babeh… and tell me all your secrets… *wink*) his babyboy look… and his "i-wish-i-could-run-my-hands-thru" hair… LOVES IT! thinking about him is like a SIN!

Number 1: and finally… MY numbero uno… non-other than FABIO CANNAVARO. YES!! how Cannavaro can he not be the number one?? after all he is the captain of the HOTTEST team in WC… that can only make him the HOTTEST of the HOTTIES! and he doesn’t even need hair to make him look fine! yumm….

*i feel like a total teenage bimbo with hormone imbalance writting out this list… hahahha!*

16 Responses to “My Footie Hotties!!”

  1. eLVee Says:

    ok… the Damn FRiendster… i so penat penat wrote this whole blog and stuff… and they’re giving me problems… so if u can’t read properly… just highlight the whole thing coz stoopid Friendster is screwed up!

  2. eLVee Says:

    yeah… coz it looks like there’s blanks here n there… but they are not blanks… they are filled with words!!! so highlight them n read… SORRY!

    stoopid friendster!!!!

  3. ' -raisa- ' Says:

    chi, you 4got Frank Lampard.. He’s the hottest English player.. Yeeks!

  4. eLVee Says:

    heheheh… i NO loike Frankie boy lar…

    but i must say… before all you female hyena’s come and bite my head off… that i know i’m missing people like Totti and Nesta, but i just couldn’t put the whole italian team in… otherwise Zidane might head-butt me! ahakz!! besides… it’s just time for other italians to shine… =)
    jung hwan ahn… another super Asian hottie with his sexay hair… but i just didnt have space for him… =(

  5. Stephy J Says:

    Gasp!!! Where’s Cristiano Ronaldo??? You missed him out of your list?? Why why why??? No LV!!! How could you!!

  6. eLVee Says:

    heheheh… i LOVE Portugal… i’m just not a big fan of C. Ronaldo… :p

  7. adrian Says:

    You NEED Help Woman :)

  8. eLVee Says:

    shuddup YOU!!! are YOU getting any action??? hmmph!

  9. adrian Says:

    i get my action from Gennaro Gattuso ;) hhahahahahahahahahahahah

  10. Joanna Says:

    AHAHH! OI! HOW DARE U INSULT PRINCE WILLIAM AR! BABI! but i will agree with most of the ppl on your list… EXCEPT… DAVID BECKHAM! BLEHH! ok, he’s cute lar.. but he sucks. voice?! ugh. i agree with u.. he’d have to shut his mouth. stevie g?! err… i dont like english players lar… period. Torres is HAWT! kaka, should be like top 5 woman! cant believe u put becks ahead of him. sin. cameronesi,pirlo?! mmm HOT, cannavaro.. SIZZLING (esp with long hair). u shulda added luca toni!!! sigh.
    go slow on the pics i sent u, u horny biatch!

  11. Joanna Says:

    i shoulda done a special football hunks in trunks too! damnit! alah, but my no.1 choice was italy’s whole team.. and spain also! but… i dont feel like i did my list justice! damn! :(

  12. eLVee Says:

    JoJo… please… you calling me lusty??? tsk tsk tsk… shame on you… we all know about your italian boy you’ve been secretly keeping in your closet! hahahahah.

    i actually don’t know why i put David beckham really… i guess cause i didnt wanna make it like “My italian footie hotties”… you know what i mean?

  13. eLVee Says:

    and btw… you have to, have to change your HOTTIE list… its like most of them there are BOYS… not HAWT, hunky, sweaty, SEXAY MEN!!!!

  14. Joanna Says:

    ANIMALS as u call emmm…. teehee! you’re the horniest thing ever since…. god knows! seriously!!!! oh yea.. what i wanted to say about english men compared to the other men (italians, spaniards.. germans, etc..) are is that.. english men are so prissy and pretty next to THE ANIMALS… they’re animals ok! so hot. except there was this article i read about rio ferdinand saying that he’s as strong as a horse in bed.. HMMM… *giggles* STOP FANTASIZING BITCH! *LOL* you’re a piece a work u know that!

  15. Joanna Says:

    *mind the “are-is-that” grammar mistake! really couldnt leave the page without correcting that :)

  16. eLVee Says:

    ey babi! you’re equally horny k!! just that u choose to coverline… hahaha! we all know you secretly kiss TJ’s picture every night before you go to sleep! :p (kidding oni… don’t emo!)

    grammar mistake? *gasp* hahahah! tell me where lar… i’ll correct it.

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